Bitcoin Crashes: Six-Month Lows and Who Actually Cares

Trump-Linked Crypto Doubles Revenue? Yeah, Right.

So, American Bitcoin (ABTC), the crypto project with the Trump name faintly stank all over it, supposedly doubled its revenue in Q3? Give me a freakin' break. We're supposed to believe this now, amidst a crypto crash that's wiping out fortunes faster than you can say "rug pull"?

The Numbers Game

Look, I'm not saying the numbers are necessarily cooked. But let's be real: in the crypto world, "revenue" can mean anything from actual user transactions to some shady wash trading scheme designed to pump up the price. And with the Trump family's history of, shall we say, creative accounting, I'm instantly suspicious.

The headline screams "profit," but where's the transparency? Where's the independent audit? Oh wait, it's crypto. Transparency is for suckers, right?

And the timing? Perfect. Bitcoin crashes to six-month lows according to NBCUniversal, and suddenly this ABTC thing is printing money? Smells fishier than a week-old tuna sandwich.

The Trump Factor

Let's not forget the elephant in the room: the Trump connection. This isn't just some random tech startup; it's got the stink of a political brand all over it. Does anyone seriously believe that ABTC would be getting this kind of attention if it wasn't for the name?

It's like slapping a "luxury" label on a dumpster fire and expecting people to line up to buy it. Sure, some will. There's always a market for shiny garbage. But the rest of us should be asking some serious questions.

I mean, are we really supposed to believe this? That anything with Trump's name on it is automatically a success? I'm not buying it. Not for a second. And if you are, well, I've got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.

Cookie Cutter "Privacy"

Oh, and speaking of red flags, did you see the cookie notice on one of the source articles? Pages and pages of legal jargon about "storing and/or accessing information on a device" and "personalized advertising and content." It's the same generic garbage every website throws at you now, designed to confuse you into clicking "accept all" just to get to the damn content. They claim to care about privacy, but it's all about tracking you and selling your data. Ain't that the truth.

And don't even get me started on the "legitimate interest" loophole they all use to bypass consent. It's like saying, "We know you don't want us to track you, but we're going to do it anyway because it's in our 'legitimate interest' to make more money."

Honestly, this whole "privacy" charade just makes me want to throw my computer out the window and live in a cave. But then again, they'd probably find a way to track me there too.

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